Your kindness is most appreciated. Wish some of the folks on the private school board treated me with such respect.
Sadly, I do not have a printable format of this excellent document. Two reasons.
1. I have a son (he's 9). My interest in such a form is only for a) humor and b) reconnisance for when he's older.
2. I stole it from a post on theoldcoach.com.