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Goob, look for TNT brand. They guarantee to "blow the 'roids out of you in seconds"
They have a little string on them that you are supposed to light with a match...
 
Get to the emergency room, or the vet clinic in your case, and see if the doc can get your head dislodged. It will probably improve your vision as well.
 
Never had this problem (yet) but I'd bet the application of a little Ben Gay or Icy Hot would make you forget all about the roids for awhile although RJ posts with an authoritative air that sounds like maybe his advice comes from pesonal experience.
 
Goob you need an A** ring and a bag of ice. I'd read up on how to control your poop too. Little brother had a roidal problem and they cut about 6" out of his anus. Might really take that sh** seriously!!! Giant tucks medicated wipes and a "man-pon" when necessary! Hahaha
 
smokeyjoe53":1h7wb932 said:
Peel an Irish tater and whittle into a narrow cylindrical shape. Insert in appropriate orifice.
Do Not Re-use.
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The tater reference reminds me of a joke concering an Aggie's vacation to the French Riveria ... maybe I'll tell it later.
 
To the rescue

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A man of your stature? There is only one thing you can do. Sling 'em over your shoulder and go about your business. (gently)


Don Hardin
Abilene
 
Dear markf,

Yew knowd, I noticed that same thang bout them two fellers. But it ain't jest the looks, sumtimes when ole Tony Romo drops back and duz thiz thang with hiz shoulders--it iz dayza voodoo all over again--he done looks like the waterboy with that shoulder shrug. And if he cud jest hit like him, then yew put him at linebacker and yew don't need no qb.
 
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