Packers vs. Cowvboys

[freeagent]

Okay, November 29 -- Green Bay Packers (10-1) at Dallas Cowboys (10-1). Let's face it ... home field for the NFC Playoffs is at stake (and I seriously doubt Green Bay can win twice at Texas Stadium) ... Game is on the NFL Network, so I'll have to trudge over to some stinkin' Cowboys fan's house and watch the game.

 

[markf]

Cowboys by nine...Favre could pick Roy Williams apart though,Either Green Bays defense is very good,are the Lions were bad on offense....

John,this is for you,Enjoy :lol: :lol:


John Madden was in New England to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Patriots' bench.

He asked QB Tom Brady what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.

John asked if he could use it.

Brady replied, ''Sure, but it will cost you $200."

John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid the $200. John's picks were perfect that week.

The next week, John was in Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Colts' bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Peyton Manning told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500."

Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. Again, John's picks were perfect that week.

Last weekend, John was in Dallas , when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Cowboys' bench. He asked Tony Romo, "Is that the hotline to God?"

Tony Romo said, "Yes, it is and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents."

John looked incredulously at Romo and said, 'Wait a second! I just paid $200 in New England and $500 in Indianapolis to use the same phone to God! Why do the Cowboys only charge 50 cents?"

Romo replied, "Because in Dallas , it's a local call!"


Welcome to God's Country!!!

 

[freeagent]

Cowboys by nine...Favre could pick Roy Williams apart though,Either Green Bays defense is very good,are the Lions were bad on offense....

John,this is for you,Enjoy :lol: :lol:


John Madden was in New England to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Patriots' bench.

He asked QB Tom Brady what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.

John asked if he could use it.

Brady replied, ''Sure, but it will cost you $200."

John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid the $200. John's picks were perfect that week.

The next week, John was in Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Colts' bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Peyton Manning told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500."

Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. Again, John's picks were perfect that week.

Last weekend, John was in Dallas , when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Cowboys' bench. He asked Tony Romo, "Is that the hotline to God?"

Tony Romo said, "Yes, it is and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents."

John looked incredulously at Romo and said, 'Wait a second! I just paid $200 in New England and $500 in Indianapolis to use the same phone to God! Why do the Cowboys only charge 50 cents?"

Romo replied, "Because in Dallas , it's a local call!"


Welcome to God's Country!!!

But usually, God is sitting in the stands at Lambeau Field, enjoying His team with his Beloved fans ... which reminds me of another joke.


Swen and Ole had season tickets to the Packer games for years. A few years before, Ole had passed away and gone to Heaven.

And Swen passed on. Ole is there at the Pearly Gates to greet Swen and Swen asks what life is like in Heaven.

"Oh, it's great, Swen," says Ole, "Every day is Packer Sunday and the Packers are always at home."

Just then, Swen and Ole enter a Heavenly-version of Lambeau Field and head to their seats. Swen is amazed. He sees all the Packer greats -- Canadeo, Lambeau, Johnny Blood, Reggie White, Max McGee. Then he looks to the sideline ..

"Is ... Is ... Is that ... Is that ... Is that Vince ... Vince ... Vince Lomb ... Vince Lombardi?" asks Swen.

"Nah, that's God," says Ole, "He just think's he's Lombardi."


(PS ... the picture on this post is the main atrium entrance to the Shrine of Professional Football, aka Lambeau Field)

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Here you go John,Maybe you can stay home and watch the pack lose :lol:



I found this on a message board,If you dont have NFL Network,he say this works??? Beat's me,,,,,, Dallas vs Green Bay
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Here is a link that will allow you to see some games that will be shown on any network including the NFL Network.
You should be able to see the Dallas-GreenBay on Thursday.

http://www.myp2p.eu/index.php?part=sports

After opening this link you may have to download a executable file called sopcast. You should see a link towards the bottom middle of the page for it after you choose the game that you want to see. I was testing out last night while watching the game on tv and there was about a 30-40 second difference between the two.
I don't have Direct TV so I plan on watching the game Thursday from my PC

 

[markf]

Too bad Favre got hurt,The boys would have won by 28 if he hadn't went down,Sorry lifegate Cowboys are a Much better team than the "pack" ,at least they were last night.

Favre-0-9 in Texas stadium....Cowboys to good and to young...

 

[cowboyfan40]

Guess Favre tried too hard to show up the youngster. Romo did ok last nite. But it was only one game, right?

 

[freeagent]

Too bad Favre got hurt,The boys would have won by 28 if he hadn't went down,Sorry lifegate Cowboys are a Much better team than the "pack" ,at least they were last night.

Favre-0-9 in Texas stadium....Cowboys to good and to young...

And Cowboys are 0-a lot at Lambeau Field. I know there are a bunch of Cheesehead fans looking forward to that trip ... just like it was on December 31, 1967 ... south end zone, 13 seconds left ...

Funny thing is that Rodgers played the Packer game plan ... short passes and let the receivers run ... what Farve wasn't doing.

As I mentioned, missing Woodson at CB really hurt ... and the Pack was in the game until that phony pass interference call about midway through the fourth ...

I really didn't expect the Packers to win last night, and if you had told me that Farve would be out of the game in the second quarter, I might have even called my bookie and put money against them ... so, under the circumstances, 37-27 doesn't look too bad.

 

[markf]

just like it was on December 31, 1967 ... south end zone, 13 seconds left ...


Jerry Kramer was offside!!!


And then the game in the Cotton Bowl when Dandy Don threw a INT in the end zone in the last seconds....


Funny i can't remember what i did two days ago,but i remember excatly where i was,40 yrs ago

 

[freeagent]

just like it was on December 31, 1967 ... south end zone, 13 seconds left ...
Jerry Kramer was offside!!!

If you run the film at a speed so slow, you might notice Kramer moving a frame or two before the play. But the actual time is so short, it isn't noticeable in real time ... AND if you did the same thing on many other plays, you'd see the same thing with many players.

Think, just two plays in 1967 ... one on January 1 in Dallas and the other on December 31 in Green Bay ... go the other way, and we would be talking about the Landry Trophy at the Super Bowl instead of the Lombardi Trophy.

 

[Mustang76]

Think, just two plays in 1967 ... one on January 1 in Dallas and the other on December 31 in Green Bay ... go the other way, and we would be talking about the Landry Trophy at the Super Bowl instead of the Lombardi Trophy.[/quote]

And Don Meredith instead of Bart Starr

 

[markf]

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers'
flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special;
not everyone gets a house up here."

Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It
was a 3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Dallas Cowboys' flag, and in every window a
Cowboys silver star.

Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went
to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"

"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house; it's mine!"

 

[yungstunna]

Thats how I envision heaven lol

 

[markf]

 

[cowboyfan40]

Now that's a SLOBBERKNOCKER!

 

[freeagent]

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers'
flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special;
not everyone gets a house up here."

Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It
was a 3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Dallas Cowboys' flag, and in every window a
Cowboys silver star.

Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went
to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"

"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house; it's mine!"

I believe a joke like that gets you banned for life on this board. Lemme grab the rules and send a quick PM to Granger.

Considering how bad Farve played in the quarter and a half he played against Dallas, missing Woodson at CB and how well the team did the 2nd half (can you say blown INT call?), a Packer win in a NFC final at Dallas is doable.

But winnin' is a lot harder than yappin', so I'll shut up now.

 

[markf]

My Christmas present to you John

http://www.ruinromo.com/

 

[freeagent]

My Christmas present to you John

http://www.ruinromo.com/

Thanks, Mark.

I'm just proud that the pride of Burlington, Wisconsin is able to pick up all those cool chicks ... but, I guess, like I, he had to move to Texas to find 'em.

Only wish ol' Jessica had given him more of a workout, if you know what I mean, back around November 27-28 than she did this past weekend.

Well, all I can hope for is another Cowboy loss in the next two weeks (assuming my Packers can win two games) ... then, I think it's real possible that I will be sitting in Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship Game (my tickets should be here next week ... as I, thanks to my beloved late mother's efforts back in 1965, am a Packer season ticket holder).

Merry Christmas to all ...

John

 

[markf]

If the Cowboys play like they did last week,they will be ousted in the first round--ala-Dallas Mavs--They were BAD

Merry Christmas to you John--Here's another Christmas present for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6nagU0rE08