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[pecospete]

I can trim the fat off my steaks.

I knew Cowboy was a fat triming, tree hugging, tea sipping tree hugger from the east. and he finnaly admitted it.

 

[CowboyP]

Say whatever you want. I ain't eatin' a bunch of fat.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

This is starting to get serious....... I've actually fallen into deep trouble........ I actually worked 2 days this week
I'm gonna have to watch that. It could ruin my reputation

 

[Shad Kline]

Lets make it a Newby Law, no " O " word on this thread

What are some alternatives?

I have seen some that are pretty danged amusing.

O-hole
B-hole
O-bummer
Pinnochi-O
0 (pronounced "zero")
Carter 2.0

What else you got?

 

[oldfat&bald]

I like the phrase, "The O-hole". That "the" is very important. There can only be one. At least I hope there is only one.

 

[westexasflats]

mOslim

 

[TexianDoc]

The Precedent.

 

[CowboyP]

mOslim

"LIKE"

 

[CowboyP]

Where is everybody?

 

[Dogface]

I'm tryin' to find a job!
Next Mon. I'm prolly goin to Home Depo.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'm tryin' to find a job!
Next Mon. I'm prolly goin to Home Depo.

Does Home Depot really need someone that pees on all the fixtures to mark his territory?

 

[Dogface]

Surely they must.

 

[CowboyP]

Doggy, don't give up hope on a coaching job.

 

[CT6MFL]

Doggy, don't give up hope on a coaching job

He could always coach in the League

 

[Dogface]

Doggy, don't give up hope on a coaching job.

Never!
But,
I'm also trying to use the sense God gave me
for more than just inane jocularity.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Comanche Peak might be looking for someone to swab out the steam generators. Have you had all the kids you want?????

 

[CowboyP]

Comanche Peak might be looking for someone to swab out the steam generators. Have you had all the kids you want?????

Would it make the Mohawk glow?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Lets put it this way........ You wouldn't need to dye it...... Then again you might not have enough hair to cut. ..........

 

[CowboyP]

The hair on my head is thin enough already.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I'd noticed that you were using a lot of HAWG lard to keep it in place. ...........
The dogs & cats were following you around ................