Newby

[smokeyjoe53]

Being a Newby champion
has more of an intrinsic value to it.
Like wetting yourself in dark pants.
You get a warm feeling
but nobody notices.

As a past champion
I can go to my gave knowing
I postulated with the best of them.
And,
creeped some out too.
So,
there's that.

As a past champion
I can go to my grave knowing
I creeped out the best of them.
And,
postulated with some too.
So,
there's that.


Fixed it for ya'

Actually,
that does sound much better.
Wanna go to the state games with me and tallman?

I re-fixed it...........................

 

[Shad Kline]

Doggy needs lots o fixin!

 

[oldfat&bald]

Doggy needs lots o fixin!

Don't you mean Doggie needs to be fixed?

 

[rainjacktx]

Doggy needs lots o fixin!

Don't you mean Doggie needs to be fixed?

He dances to P90X. I think he was fixed a long time ago.

 

[oldfat&bald]

This post ties me with Smokey!

 

[oldfat&bald]

And this one puts me past him. HA!

 

[oldfat&bald]

Doggy needs lots o fixin!

Don't you mean Doggie needs to be fixed?

He dances to P90X. I think he was fixed a long time ago.

I guess that means the new Rainjack has gone back to the old Rainjack we all know and.......well the old Rainjack we all know.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

And this one puts me past him. HA!

you realllllyyy do set your goals low, doncha...........................................................

 

[smokeyjoe53]

This ought to bring a new page up..................

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Yep, am I good or whut.........................

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'm not from Aquilla. I can settle for second place.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Trying to defend your spot Smokey?

 

[oldfat&bald]

At this rate, 250 should be an attainable goal.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

you know how I feel about goals......................................

 

[Shad Kline]

I don't see why 300 isn't attainable. At 10 pages a day we will get there by next Saturday.

 

[Shad Kline]

I forget, what occupies our time the other 35 weeks out of the year?

 

[pecospete]

did ya'll miss me

 

[pecospete]

did ya'll leave me

 

[Shad Kline]

Still here.

 

[rainjacktx]

There are 220-ish pages of you jackasses padding your respective post counts. I find it rather funny that before Granger's crash, I had you all beat. And none of my posts were empty, what's-for-supper posts. I was honing my craft and pissing people off all across the Greatest State.

If you have never been scared to talk to your banker on Monday because of what you said on this site on the previous Friday, please take a seat behind me on the greatness bus.