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[smokeyjoe53]

I've been wondering how they make those sleeves of crackers so hard to open neatly...................

 

[Old Bearkat]

I've been wondering how they make those sleeves of crackers so hard to open neatly...................

Elmer's Glue

 

[rainjacktx]

I've been wondering how they make those sleeves of crackers so hard to open neatly...................

Packaging trick. They're betting you won't eat the half of the sleeve that you crush, or spill onto the floor. You'll buy twice as many crackers as you need. And they make twice as much profit.

Obviously, this is an assumption they make about the AVERAGE consumer. My assumption, however, is that you are more like me, and the 5 second rule is more like a 5 day rule while in the kitchen or on the couch.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I've been wondering how they make those sleeves of crackers so hard to open neatly...................

Packaging trick. They're betting you won't eat the half of the sleeve that you crush, or spill onto the floor. You'll buy twice as many crackers as you need. And they make twice as much profit.

Obviously, this is an assumption they make about the AVERAGE consumer. My assumption, however, is that you are more like me, and the 5 second rule is more like a 5 day rule while in the kitchen or on the couch.

I just get a knife and slit the package. I confess to being just a wee
bit anal about opening packaging of any sort..................

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Bacon is the worst............

 

[westexasflats]

Bacon is the worst............

Place bacon in freezer overnite, remove package, grasp both ends of package snap in half, slit package with knife. Perfect size pieces for frying pan. And your hands do not get near as greasy

 

[Shad Kline]

Given enough time, all conversations between men will eventually lead to the same topic........BACON!!!!!!!

 

[Shad Kline]

I did a search for the word bacon on the message board, it returned 80 hits. 2 were referring to Coach Bacon, and 1 was referring to Kevin Bacon. The rest were all referring to meat candy. This post makes 81. Also, the majority of bacon posters were the same guys that frequent this particular thread. Hmmmmmm.

 

[westexasflats]

bacon, Bacon, BACONNNNNN

 

[Old Bearkat]

I did a search for the word bacon on the message board, it returned 80 hits. 2 were referring to Coach Bacon, and 1 was referring to Kevin Bacon. The rest were all referring to meat candy. This post makes 81. Also, the majority of bacon posters were the same guys that frequent this particular thread. Hmmmmmm.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Bacon & Bacon drippings are the best seasoning you can get.
My mom will be 87 this Friday. She might weigh the same as her age. I've never seen her put butter on her toast but she sure likes bacon grease smeared on it.
I guess it will kill her one of these days............

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I think I'm gonna make some bacon................ If I can find some pork bellies

 

[Old Bearkat]

Bacon & Bacon drippings are the best seasoning you can get.
My mom will be 87 this Friday. She might weigh the same as her age. I've never seen her put butter on her toast but she sure likes bacon grease smeared on it.
I guess it will kill her one of these days............

Toast with butter AND bacon dripping with grease............

 

[CowboyP]

I tried a bacon milkshake. It wasn't as good as I had hoped.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Donuts covered with a maple glaze and sprinkled with bacon bits..................
Make a small dog break a big chain.........

 

[oldfat&bald]

It's 9 degrees outside with a -5 windchill. I want some I this global warming we keep paying taxes and screwing up fuels over.

 

[Old Bearkat]

It's 9 degrees outside with a -5 windchill. I want some I this global warming we keep paying taxes and screwing up fuels over.

I have over 2 feet of globull warming on my property this morrning with more to come Saturday. Temperature this morning was -6 with a -20 chill factor.

 

[Old Bearkat]

 

[Old Bearkat]

Actual sign in the bathrooms of Sochi Hotels

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Don't eat the Brown Trout........................ I'm kinda curious about the one on the lower right....................