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[oldfat&bald]

So is the amount of people that have died from the smell.

 

[CowboyP]

I don't fart all the time

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'd rather be beaten with a blackjack switch.

Your proposal is accepted.

I know a lot of folks that'll volunteer to swing that switch.

 

[CowboyP]

There have only been 541 deaths caused by my farts

 

[oldfat&bald]

You definitely have diarrhea of the keyboard.

 

[CowboyP]

Look. Another page

 

[Shad Kline]

I'd rather be beaten with a blackjack switch.

Your proposal is accepted.

I know a lot of folks that'll volunteer to swing that switch.

Too late, I done called it.

 

[CowboyP]

And you have constipation of the brain

 

[oldfat&bald]

You know what's sad? Looking at the other threads on this site, this is the most mature one.

 

[Shad Kline]

That is sad, but true.

 

[CowboyP]

Hornyboy would enjoy it for all the wrong reasons...

 

[oldfat&bald]

HK, after twenty or thirty minutes, you'll get tired of swinging that switch. I call dibs on the second shift.

 

[CowboyP]

What is this place coming too?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I'm back............those whippersnappers were trying to rap "Silent Night"...........I shook my cane at them................

 

[CowboyP]

Ofb is hornyboy's girlfriend

 

[Shad Kline]

I can't imagine any reason being wrong.

 

[CowboyP]

Did you spit on them?

 

[westexasflats]

Where is westtexasFATS?

I been in the deer stand

 

[CowboyP]

I figured it out! We're the only sane people in the world!

 

[CowboyP]

Chalk up another page for me.