Moderately tastless Tiger Woods jokes

[freeagent]

Q What's Tiger Woods and a baby seal got in common?

A Both have been clubbed by Scandanavians.

Q Why did the Ryder Cup team drop Tiger Woods?

A They figure he's been beaten by another European.

Q What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

A Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

 

[markf]

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing 8)

 

[freeagent]

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing 8)

Phil Mickelson called Tiger's wife and asked how she beat Tiger; he's been trying for years.

 

[markf]

It's been a tough year for Tiger. Second time he has been beaten by a nine iron.

 

[granger]

When asked how many swings she took at her husband, Tiger's wife replied...

"I don't remember. Put me down for a 6."

 

[Old Bearkat]

Some coder was bored.....and fast........

http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2009/1 ... e.html.php

 

[SavannahSixManFan]

Did you hear Tigers wife is changing his knickname? She now calls him Cheetah.

 

[freeagent]

Q What does Elin Woods order at a restaurant?

A A club sandwich.

 

[Old Bearkat]

 

[SMF_fan]

When the cops asked Tigers wife how many times she hit him, she said "I can't remember.....just put me down for a five."

 

[patriotpaul]

Confucius say:

He who drives well in fairway, does not fair well in driveway.

 

[SavannahSixManFan]

Looks like he's going to take some time off to get his story straight... talk about a super nova turning into a black hole...

 

[SavannahSixManFan]

Tiger was once a respected critter
But he couldnt quit cheating in twitter
Then Erin found out
And smashed his windows out
And now over a dozen gals say he's been flirting

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'd like to hear Goob's thoughts (if that's what you call it) on this subject.

 

[HisTeam]

Heard this one yesterday:

Tiger Woods is having to change his name to Cheetah.

 

[granger]

 

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[SavannahSixManFan]

Now we know that Tigers favorite club was the nightclub.