MelaniB

Neutering Doc, Hornkeeper, Pop, Westexas and CK won't do a bit of good. All of you need to practice good habits in your home. Little doggie doesn't need to be neutered but he needs to be peeing in his own yard. Now you guys start practicing this. 1) raise the lid to the commode 2) do business 3) put the lid back down 4) and flush. Now tell me the truth. How many of your wives have woken you up screaming because the lid was still up and they fell in. I have and it's not fun.Wives if your reading this put your DSH underwear in the washer and use just bleach. That taught my DSH well.
 
MelaniB":2gjksg0z said:
Neutering Doc, Hornkeeper, Pop, Westexas and CK won't do a bit of good. All of you need to practice good habits in your home. Little doggie doesn't need to be neutered but he needs to be peeing in his own yard. Now you guys start practicing this. 1) raise the lid to the commode 2) do business 3) put the lid back down 4) and flush. Now tell me the truth. How many of your wives have woken you up screaming because the lid was still up and they fell in. I have and it's not fun.Wives if your reading this put your DSH underwear in the washer and use just bleach. That taught my DSH well.
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In our house we have men and womens bathrooms. The ugly blue tiled one is the mens, the ugly pink tiled one is the womens. The green outdoors one covered in grass is for the men and the dogs.
 
Hornkeeper the blue tiled and pink tiled should work well in your home. Someone needs to put a sign out in your front yard saying Hornkeepers spraying spot. You are a brat Mister.
 
I don't need no sign. EVERYONE knows where I live. lol
The only males in the house are me, the little 6 pound shih tsu, and the big dog out back.
Funny thing is, the shih tsu is the alpha male, lol. At least he thinks he is.
 
When I'm in my recliner, the front door is closer than the bathroom door. Why would I want to walk farther to do the same thing? And outside, I don't have to worry about toilet seats, or aim....
 
Oh my gosh I have hooked up with some zipper
down, spray, and zipper er ups. What about the toliet paper? gross. You men need to be neutered.
 
Swires us ladies have more to do than you men. Do me a favor, go to bed then when you have to do business, sit down on the bowl of the commode and feel that nice refreshing water, then ask yourself did my DSW flush before she went to bed. Huh not so funny now.
 
LOL Westexas you better keep me forever. Today has been a proper whiz day. I just can't get through to these guys head on the proper way to do it. They have come up with the wildest excuses. I'm beside myself so help me out Westexas. You know them better than I do.
 

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