My favorite was Jimbo's quote on Monday that he asked Jameis if he'd received money for signing autographs and Jameis said no, so end of story... sure, because the kid has been so truthful all along.
The worst part of this whole story is how the sheriff's office passed the file (of the alleged rape in Dec 2012) to the school, who passed it to the athletic department, who passed it to Jameis' lawyer, who started lining up statements... a solid four days before they decided to send it to the state attorney to see if charges were warranted.