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TheWesp

Six-man pro
Good morning and good day!

What a week it has been! This week has definitely been a very special week for me! Coach Steel from May has asked me personally to join him on the dairy farm at the Borden County Milk Company! Back when coach Steel and I worked together at May, we used to sit around and laugh about the silly posts that came from TigerFan69! I sure do miss you TigerFan69!

This week the Coyotes are taking on the Rankin Red Devils! I was a bit hesitant to help out the Borden Milk Company this week since I helped Coach Matlock almost embarrass these poor guys last week! Honestly that game could’ve gone either way, the referees from Rankin were just determined to give the Red Devils a win!

Borden County has been on a tear this year till last week when they ran into a very tough Benjamin squad! Word on the street is that Grayson Rigdon decided to suit up one last time for the Mustangs! He must be playing one more game for all of his previous schools, so I’m sure Superintendent Lee at Strawn is anxiously awaiting his return!

I feel like (mainly)myself and Coach Steel have put together an excellent game plan for the Red Devils this week, but I’m very worried about making this game last longer than halftime! I’m driving a little over 120 miles just to help out Coach Steel this week, so I need him to take it easy and make my trip worth it!

Borden County Milk Company - 56
Rankin - 16


Here are the other winning picks for the week!

Gordan and Little Mike Reid play a fake 11 man football game but they do come out on top! Unfortunately, nobody will watch the game past the 1st quarter because of how boring fake football is! Local 11 man teams everywhere are wondering why their big offensive lineman have been recruited to Gordan! Tinyhorns over Thornydell by like 12 or something!

Klondike Bars lose a tough one to CoachJones69 and Whiteface by 24 this week!

May bounces back from the beatdown that Coach Burkhart put on them to 45 Newercastles!

Coach G and Jonasbrothers run a pro style offense all over fourth_down_mom and the Pasadena First Baptist Warriors! Jonesboro by 45!

Last but not least, Coach Tommy Trish and Coolidge run all over the Oakwood Panthers by 45!

I’m seeing a lot of lopsided victories this week so Big Mike could you please fix your toy?! OldFolksHome is really starting to get concerned! If you needed help with the preseason rankings you could’ve just asked me!

I did want to announce that I’ve been begged to be apart of some big time radio show next week, so I’m really looking forward to reaching more coaches that may not know how to get in touch with me! It really is so awesome for you guys to have a six man guru such as myself around! If you see me at a game, please don’t be afraid to come ask for an autograph, just know that they aren’t free!

Love you guys!
 
A suggestion was made that I get Wesp/Wusp to come by and give me a ride to the game. I told them they were crazy. Who would want to ride in any vehicle, bus included, with Wesper bragging on himself and his Mother driving? I would wear out two walking sticks beating him over the head trying to get him to shut up. I guess I will just keep waiting on SFA and his side kick to pick me up.
 
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