Fast Women

[smokeyjoe53]

I've heard about fast women but this might be a first.................

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/olympian-worked-call-girl-article-1.1224594

 

[granger]

Read this on the original site who discovered it earlier.... just strange. then she went onto twitter today accepting full responsibility and sharing her demons.... just unreal

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Pretty lucrative depression therapy...........$600 per hour or $6000 for the "24 hour girlfriend" experience...............

 

[freeagent]

First documented proof of a good looking woman to come out of Stevens Point, Wisconsin (and yes, I've been to Stevens Point).

 

[51eleven]

So her old man "knew". At 6K a day was he her pimp?

 

[granger]

First documented proof of a good looking woman to come out of Stevens Point, Wisconsin (and yes, I've been to Stevens Point).

yes, you and Terry Porter

 

[smokeyjoe53]

HHR&WPC&SWW contestants are still miffed at being snubbed
At the Miss Universe pageant ...........

 

[51eleven]

First documented proof of a good looking woman to come out of Stevens Point, Wisconsin (and yes, I've been to Stevens Point).

Well documented.

 

[freeagent]

First documented proof of a good looking woman to come out of Stevens Point, Wisconsin (and yes, I've been to Stevens Point).

yes, you and Terry Porter

But Terry ain't a girl.

 

[rainjacktx]

It costs me way more than $6K to get the "24-hour girlfriend experience" from my wife.

 

[freeagent]

It costs me way more than $6K to get the "24-hour girlfriend experience" from my wife.

As a friend of mine once remarked, "The most expensive lunch you'll ever have is when someone offers you a free lunch." I think there's a comparison here.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

It costs me way more than $6K to get the "24-hour girlfriend experience" from my wife.

As a friend of mine once remarked, "The most expensive lunch you'll ever have is when someone offers you a free lunch." I think there's a comparison here.

I wonder if the "girlfriend experience" requires you to open doors and be well-mannered?.............
I guess the less expensive option would be the "wife experience"...........you'd have to rake leaves, do the dishes and stare mindlessly at the tv while your escort talks............................

 

[westexasflats]

HHR&WPC&SWW contestants are still miffed at being snubbed
At the Miss Universe pageant ...........

Likewise the "little ladies" at CCC&CC Inc in RS, but they were invited to Miss Goat Gallop in Brady

 

[westexasflats]

Oh and before you ask
Cow Chip Computer & Calf lCutters Inclined

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I've shopped there............................

 

[pecospete]

As soon as I saw the title I knew the rest of you would show up and ruin any chance of this beining respectable. I was suprised how long it took for you to drive away lifegate and granger. Does mom know you guys came here.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I can proudly say that I have hijacked my own thread........................

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Trained Professionals Only. Do not try this at home..........................

 

[rainjacktx]

I guess the less expensive option would be the "wife experience"

Nope....I think....nope, nope...I just worked out the math in my head...being married is MORE expensive per 24-hour girlfriend experience - on average - than paying a bipolar ex-Olympian.

Been married 21 years, and I've had 4 of those girlfriend experience things. But that's just me.

I hope my wife's not reading this...like it's-way-too-close-to-Christmas hope she's not reading this...

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I guess the less expensive option would be the "wife experience"

Nope....I think....nope, nope...I just worked out the math in my head...being married is MORE expensive per 24-hour girlfriend experience - on average - than paying a bipolar ex-Olympian.

Been married 21 years, and I've had 4 of those girlfriend experience things. But that's just me.

I hope my wife's not reading this...like it's-way-too-close-to-Christmas hope she's not reading this...

I hope none of those 4 experiences were during the same 21 year time span....................
35 for me and you're correct..............
I remember back in ther early '70's I was taking a course on Artificial Insemination and Palpation (of cattle Doc) and met an old boy down at the Stockyards in San Antonio. We got to talking and he asked what I was doing down there. After I told him he remarked that that sure seemed like a lot of work and I agreed by saying I was either going to have to hire some help or get married. The old boy just grinned and said, "Hire some help son. It's a helluva lot cheaper".