Well, well, well, I iz here to done tell yew that there iz a big ole feller in charge over there at BS (Brookesmith). And yew knowd whut, he iz a doctor. A doctor, doctor of edumacation. An important feller, a feller in charge, a feller makin' them decisions left and rite. I ain't reel sure bout whut it takes to git yew one of them doctor of edumaction deegrees. Prolly jest a few more in-service hours, but it iz one of them titles yew done want to have in front of yur name. That way yew can put it on yur checks, write it on them Hello My Name Iz cards (e.g., Hello My Name Iz Dr. Dingleberries), and most importantly done build up that resume. Ain't nuthin that says qualified under current employment like: Doctor at BS. So here's to the Doctor at BS, we done appreciate yew more than yew will ever knowd. A feller who will done tinkle on the edge of the campfire jest to make a game more meaningful iz my kind of feller! May yew and all yur tribe of self-importants done increase and play uz along the way. Yew iz the kind of gift that jest keeps on givin'. Don't yew dare change.