You make my ears hurt, peanut boy. If you have questions about me - ask them in regular English. No one will hold it against you for breaking whatever redneck character you have created for yourself over the last few years. I would love to let you into my little world - but because of contractual agreements, I am not allowed to try to read your mind by looking at your hind parts.
Surely you can understand the limitations put upon me by my corporate sponsors.