Why are my bowel movements so important to you? First it's the man parts - which you obviously quite conveniently deny. Now you are on to my continence, or lack thereof. If you want me to send you photos - all you have to do is ask. I will most likely refuse you out of hand, but why all the interest in my bodily functions?
You wanna call me dumb? It's only a four letter word. I'm sure you can figure out a way to goob it up, though.
