I guess, in your case, ofb, intelligence is relative.
I'll never be your hero. I'll never need to go to a pharmacy to fill a Cialis prescription, and I'll never need the aid of a boat oar to walk. But amazingly enough - I could not possibly care less.
If you don't think you can be as great as Rush, then why get up in the morning?
I think I will from here on rename you as old, fat, and bitter. I truly pity your existence.