Why men are rarely published in Dear Abby...

[freeagent]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs: phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names, she always says, "just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I once picked up her cell phone just to see what time it was and she went bezerk and screamed that I should NEVER touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks.

Bob

 

[braveapache33]

maybe fix it your self and take her back to the dealer...lol

 

[51eleven]

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long,...........http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/prin ... 10853.html
Had not even thought of this song in ages. Guess it will be in my head all day now.

 

[TexianDoc]

Out.
Stand.
Ing.

My eyes tend to skip ahead and peek at the end of things like this. I confess that when I saw "...take it back to the dealer..." I thought there would be a faulty firearm involved.
Your ending is happier.

Tex