Top 10 reasons why N Korea's Kim wants to bomb Austin!

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From the Austin American Statesman:

10. Just trying to put Longhorn basketball team out of its misery.

9. Still angry about not getting in to see Prince at SXSW.

8. Finally got fed up with leaving his reusable bags at home. (Austin banned plastic grocery bags this month & we have to bring our own to the store)

7. Stood in line at Franklin’s for two hours. No more brisket.

6. Angry at Rick Perry for also trying to serve lifetime term as Beloved Leader.

5. Hipster Apocalypse!

4. Heard that Sixth Street was always a good place to get bombed.

3. Too chicken to bomb Williamson County. Will aim for Travis County instead.

2. Thinks Austin was better back in stone ages.

1. One word: Traffic.

And here, I never thought ol' Kim was an Aggie.

I do have a slight dilemna ... I'm supposed to go to Austin tomorrow for Easter lunch at my niece's house. It would kina ruin our day if ol' Kim decided to bomb the town tomorrow. But then again, with how inaccurate his missles are, they might hit Wimberley or Georgetown instead ...
 
IF his missiles were able to go that far (they can't), their reliability leaves a lot to be desired. The safest place would be the designated target. The most dangerous place is within a few miles of the launch site.

Li'l Kimmy's mouth is much bigger than his a$$ can cover......
 
Old Bearkat":sw7c6yex said:
IF his missiles were able to go that far (they can't), their reliability leaves a lot to be desired. The safest place would be the designated target. The most dangerous place is within a few miles of the launch site.

Li'l Kimmy's mouth is much bigger than his a$$ can cover......
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Yeah, I know. But College Station could be a good launching site; lots of folks would help aim missles at various sites within the 40 acres, right?
 
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