I'm confused about this now. What number was Jesus wearing this weekend? Why the hades wouldn't the coach play Him? Was the coach mad that He messed up the water cooler showing the rest of the guys the walk on water routine?
You know, I'm really a little disappointed. I always figured God would send a plague of locusts or frogs down if He got upset about His kid not playing. Starting an Internet peeing for distance contest really doesn't sound like Him.
