Captains Sisko and Piccard were sitting in Quark’s bar when a recent Star Fleet Academy grad walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Sisko and Piccard sitting over there?"
The Quark looks over and confirms, "Yep, that's them."
So the Ensign walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Sisco checks to make sure no one is listening in, and whispers, "We're planning our next war."
And the Ensign says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Sisco says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 billion Cardassians and one Argosian freighter captain."
The Ensign exclaimed, "An Argosian freighter captain? Why kill an Argosian freighter captain??"
And Sisko turns to Piccard, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass? I told you no one would worry about the 140 billion Cardassians!"
