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Eddie Haskell

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Their QB dates a 6 foot Brazilian supermodel.
Our QB dates a ditzy has-been pop-tart.

Their QB's girlfriend has as much money as he does.
Our QB"S girlfriend's dad alledgedly pays photogs to follow his daughter around taking pictures to rivitalize her career.

Their QB is doing very professional interviews at the SuperBowl.
Our QB is on You-tube singing bad and apparently drinking too much.

I think our young Tony needs to get a grip and slow down. History shows that the route he is taking isn't the shortest path to success.

I know he's never had anything and he's like a kid in a candy store. I wish him best of luck but he sure isn't making things easy on himself.
 
Eddie Haskell":3hei5hsp said:
Their QB dates a 6 foot Brazilian supermodel.
Our QB dates a ditzy has-been pop-tart.

Their QB's girlfriend has as much money as he does.
Our QB"S girlfriend's dad alledgedly pays photogs to follow his daughter around taking pictures to rivitalize her career.

Their QB is doing very professional interviews at the SuperBowl.
Our QB is on You-tube singing bad and apparently drinking too much.

I think our young Tony needs to get a grip and slow down. History shows that the route he is taking isn't the shortest path to success.

I know he's never had anything and he's like a kid in a candy store. I wish him best of luck but he sure isn't making things easy on himself.
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Somewhere I heard that Tony dumped Jessica and is supposed to marry his college girlfriend (also from Burlington, Wisconsin) ... who is also a model. Rumor is he's building a big house in Burlington.
 
Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson For College Sweetheart
January 25th, 2008
Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson For College Sweetheart

Rumors have been flying lately about Tony Romo calling it quits with Jessica Simpson. It looks like these reports are true.

The Enquirer is stating that Tony Romo is getting back with his college sweetheart Crystal Kasper. Tony and Crystal Kasper dated while Tony attended Eastern Illinois. Here is the goods from the Enquirer

“If you could see Tony’s phone bill from all the calls and text messages he sends Crystal, you’d be stunned. They couldn’t hook up much during the season. She was finishing her doctoral studies in Florida. But I know Tony flew Chicago where they spent time together.

“Tony’s family is happy because he’s dumped Jessica and the Hollywood scene. Tony’s folks thought Jessica was just using him for publicity since her career has been on a downslide.â€
 
Chairman Meow is watching.......

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ATTA BOY TONY! Bout time he got rid of that idiot!

I don't know about you guys but I would be very eager to go to the eye doctor if she was the optometrist! EYE CANDY!
 
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