I just had to repost this ... for any of you that spend any time on theoldcoach.com (I sure liked it a lot more before rivals took over, but that's a discussion for another day), one of the "regulars" is a gentleman by the nom-de-plume of "Coach Willie Wonka." Coach Wonka is the defensive coordinator for one of our larger, un-named larger schools in the state, and these are his recollections of goings-on in the field house -- most of which happen at lunch time (which seems to run anytime from 8 am to 3 pm)..
Of course, at Coach's school, DEE-FANSE is king. Other activities (education, other sports) just get in the way of football and defense. The head coach, (aka "Coach") is a good-ol-boy old timey coach just like Coach Wonka. Neither has much respect for young coaches, basketball coaches (thump-thump directors), baseball coaches (stand-around directors), lady teachers (hens) or the like. Coach Wonka's defensive stars are Big O (Octavious) and Bronko, both in their eighth year of high school eligibility (obviously the coaches there have something on the UIL, who is leaving them alone). Enjoy!
hale naw!!
udder day we wars wartchin a cone drill video Coach got from north central south carolina technical state university at western columbus and sittin round eatin thangs like elk jerkey,,,pot o beans wit iron skillet cone bread,,,smashed taters wit cream gravy and bacon chunks,,,chicken fried chicken,,,fried sam bass,,,twice dipped chicken fry stake,,,greens (Big Os momma, Hazel brought them and thay wars tasty!),,,fresh sour doughs,,smoked yard bird,,fried taters,,,fried onions,,,peach clobber,,,and R-I-B-S!
when this piss ant young coach (disgusts me to say hes a coach i may add) come runnin in hollerin "DAY DONE SPENDED SHOWN PEYTON FER ON DAG-BLAST YEAR!!"
den dat idiot told us thar stankin defansive coach done got spended FO-EVER!!!!!
wart in stankin tarnation is goin on!?!! thay get in trouble cause day warnt thay playas hurtin udder folks?!?! HALE FIRE,,,warts football fo? its to hurt udder folks!
them dern foos in da stankin n.f. ale done startin to get soft and wart not,,,i mean how in stank you gonna tale them playas not to be aggressive?! try to tale dat crap to jack tatum,,,dat foo knock u silly,,,
dis young piss ignit slappy (i thank hes a dern aints fan) wars axin querstions like
"who in hale gonna sat up cone drills fo n dem saints playas?" and
"whose gonna tale dem dag blast gangstas to left waits?" and
"who in tarnation is gonna tale dem to run COVER 3!!!???"
no body makes dem bruthas back pedal faster dan shown payton!!
sides,,,wart in stank he gettin tossed fo any howls? bounties?! hale naw!! airy week we tale Octavious and Bronko to do do thangs like "git day quater-back" or "knock snot outta day seavers!!" then we do thangs like give em free 100s on them computers and wart not so day pass them classes
howl bout it gents!?! wart you boys thank bout all this no howls,,,and dont go givin no horse puck like them foos are hurtin peoples lively hoods,,and dis is just a game,,thats hog warsh! people dat thank like that probably coach hoops and have pictures of allan iverson on thar walls at home,,,lats hear them comments rollin today!! and no JUNIOR HI COACHES!!YALL inhale!!! VAW-CITY COACHES ONLY!!
our motto,,,stand round directors are bouts as tough as band director!