New Coach for HHR&WPC&SWW

[smokeyjoe53]

After an extensive, exhausting search, Holland Hill Racquet & Washer Pitching Club & School for Wayward Women is proud to announce the appointment of Coach Dog Face as their newest coaching staff member.
Coach Face will assume the duties of Women's Athletic Director and Basketball Coach. Coach Face takes over from the previous coach who we all hope returns to our campus in 5-10 years, assuming good behavior.

 

[Dogface]

Actually,
I hope the old guy never comes back.

Job security and all.

 

[cozmo cramer]

Hmmmm,
NOW THAT'S FUNNY....


I wonder if that's the same HHR&WPC&SWW christian school that will be participating in TAPPS sixman......
I believe their religion of choice is Southern Taoism with a brief class of confucianism......

Heard TAPPS didn't want to let them in their league because their flag has a picture of Dennis Rodman posing in his birthday outfit....


Ole Dogface....
Good luck with coaching at this school...


Is the mascot the skunk-nuggets

 

[Dogface]

Actually,
the mascot fluctuates between characters,
depending on the time of the month.
jus sayin'.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

We will be playing an outlaw schedule this year in honor of our previous coach.
Our mascot will continue to be the Fighting Chupacabras.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Are you still using that pic of Pete's ex-wife as your logo?

 

[Dogface]

Even though we are the Fighting Chpacabra's,
the players sometimes have their own terms
for the team, mascot, me, Pete's ex-wife etc.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

We had to abandon that logo. It was making little kids have nightmares. Our school colors are plaid.........

 

[coachsatcher]

Good luck. I think.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I think coachsatcher just received his introduction to the Knuckle Head contingent on this site. He doesn't realize it yet, but he's lost his first 1/4 of an IQ point by reading this thread.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I resemble that remark...........

 

[fajitapete]

I think coachsatcher just received his introduction to the Knuckle Head contingent on this site. He doesn't realize it yet, but he's lost his first 1/4 of an IQ point by reading this thread.

you are assuming that he can read, he might just be looking at the pictures like me.

 

[coachsatcher]

No, I get it. I'm just glad we finally found some type of humor in this crazy summer of job hunting.

 

[fajitapete]

By virtue of having posted multiple times you are certified as a member and thereby have assumed the mantle of membership which in the normal course of day-to-day existence requires that you post several times in any given 24 hour period. Thankfully the con\tent need not be intelligent or on topic, additional bonus points given for hijacking the thread to a new and unexplored direction.

 

[Dogface]

I just met the team.

Man... they're HOT!!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Whadda you expect, it's July......

 

[Dogface]

Although,
I was wondering how we would get the pit stains
out of the uniforms?

 

[CT6MFL]

.

 

[CowboyP]

Congratulations Coach Doggy!

 

[CowboyP]

Are you going to use insanity workout videos as your primary endurance and strength training?