Need Games or drastic measures...

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BE

Six-man fan
F or some crazy UIL reason we need two 2014 opponents.

O pen dates are weeks 4, 7 and 8.

L uckily only one needs to be Home.

L arge quantities of grilled feral hog and prairie chicken will be supplied for your team's dining pleasure at no charge.

E at till you bust. Whatever u hit on the way up we'll cook that up, too.

T entatively scheduling my good friend and superchef extrodinaire, the magnificent Mr. Goob (he doesn't know it yet). If he isn't too busy frog-gigging and baptizing we will invite him to run the grill.

T o make this possible we're willing to do just about anything legal to make it a great experience. Unfortunatly If these dates aren't filled I may be forced to consider giving up six-man and taking a crowded-field job in some hiddenaway Hill Country hamlet, at which time all my dreams and inambitions * may be fulfilled (*made that word up; pun intended). (:

Call 806-653-2301, ext 1518 or text 903-229-8497.


P.S. UIL makes a fine scapegoat.
P.P.S. Offending the goat unintended.
 
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