Need a scrimmage?

BE

Six-man fan
We need a fourth team for this Friday's five o'clock scrimmage at Follett. Come join us, Higgins and Lefors. Free cold watermelons will be served to the players courtesy of the prettiest cheerleaders north of the North Fork of the Brazos River. Post-game entertainment will be provided by the coaches, including stimulating conversation with 'Ski, the hilarious one-liners of Shane Woods, and an exhilarating solar-staring contest with BE. After the festivities everyone will be invited to a weiner-roast at Coach Rainer's palacious abode (attendance limited to three and based on first come first served).

Call my cell @ 903-229-8497 between the hours of 10:00 and 10:15pm...that's when I'm usually at the grain elevator. Or try 806-653-2301, ext. 22...when my wife is back from break; or my home @806-653-2394 and leave a message with anyone other than Cohen Braddock.
 
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