Johnny Football

[Old Bearkat]

 

[51eleven]

OBK, it's not nice to make fun of aggies.
The Texas Governor is one. And a sixman player.
So no references to sheep.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Rats! You mean I can't tell my favorite Aggie joke?

 

[Old Bearkat]

You know which one......

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Rats! You mean I can't tell my favorite Aggie joke?

Are you referring to " Bryan College Station, where the men are men and the sheep are scared....."?

 

[1987]

My personal favorite is the one about the pickup running into the lake. And the guys in the back drowning because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

 

[Caprock kid]

Or the one about being broke down in the desert and the aggie taking the car door so he can roll down the window when it gets to hott.

 

[westexasflats]

An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. When he went to the taxidermist,
he was asked if he wanted them mounted.
"No," the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."

 

[oldfat&bald]

An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. When he went to the taxidermist,
he was asked if he wanted them mounted.
"No," the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."

That's a good one. I'll have to remember it.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Rats! You mean I can't tell my favorite Aggie joke?

Are you referring to " Bryan College Station, where the men are men and the sheep are scared....."?

Yep.....

 

[Old Bearkat]

Probably most of the "kids" here won't get this one.....

Why did the Aggie sell his typewriter (or printer)?

Because it missed two periods and he thought it was pregnant....

 

[51eleven]

An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. When he went to the taxidermist,
he was asked if he wanted them mounted.
"No," the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."

That's a good one. I'll have to remember it.

Ditto.

 

[51eleven]

I miss the Texas - A&M game.
Of course I liked that teenage one. About an aggie in a round room with the bathroom in the corner.
Something about driving him crazy. Or he just wet himself.

 

[Old Bearkat]