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Goob I'll bet Pete appreciates your attemt to feel what he's feelin. But after readin his blog I thought you might try a more realistic approach... To kill all your taste buds gargle with gasoline about 5 minutes at a time 5-6 times a day (remember that taste from sipohin gas to go cruzin as a teenager from someone elses car?). Next cut a small hole in yer gut with a dull rusty pocket knife (yes you can use evercleer for sedation but it's just going to run out when you poke the hole). Stick a piece of garden hose in the hole and superglue it in place. Put a funnel on the end of the hose and pour in a bucket of carp guts that's set in the sun about a week. This should simulate the nausea. Now hold a blow torch up to yer throat to get that burnin feelin. Now do the full workout in the afternoon sun till ya pass out to get that exhausted feelin.

<blockquote data-quote="51eleven" data-source="post: 145093" data-attributes="member: 17205"><p>Goob I&#039;ll bet Pete appreciates your attemt to feel what he&#039;s feelin.&nbsp; But after readin his blog I thought you might try a more realistic approach...&nbsp; To kill all your taste buds gargle with gasoline about 5 minutes at a time 5-6 times a day (remember that taste from sipohin gas to go cruzin as a teenager from someone elses car?).&nbsp; Next cut a small hole in yer gut with a dull rusty pocket knife (yes you can use evercleer for sedation but it&#039;s just going to run out when you poke the hole).&nbsp; Stick a piece of garden hose in the hole and superglue it in place.&nbsp; Put a funnel on the end of the hose and pour in a bucket of carp guts that&#039;s set in the sun about a week.&nbsp; This should simulate the nausea.&nbsp; Now hold a blow torch up to yer throat to get that burnin feelin. Now do the full workout in the afternoon sun till ya pass out to get that exhausted feelin.</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="51eleven, post: 145093, member: 17205"] Goob I'll bet Pete appreciates your attemt to feel what he's feelin. But after readin his blog I thought you might try a more realistic approach... To kill all your taste buds gargle with gasoline about 5 minutes at a time 5-6 times a day (remember that taste from sipohin gas to go cruzin as a teenager from someone elses car?). Next cut a small hole in yer gut with a dull rusty pocket knife (yes you can use evercleer for sedation but it's just going to run out when you poke the hole). Stick a piece of garden hose in the hole and superglue it in place. Put a funnel on the end of the hose and pour in a bucket of carp guts that's set in the sun about a week. This should simulate the nausea. Now hold a blow torch up to yer throat to get that burnin feelin. Now do the full workout in the afternoon sun till ya pass out to get that exhausted feelin. [/QUOTE]

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