Eight Words with Male & Female Meanings<P>1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.<BR>Female... Any part under a car's hood.<BR>Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.<P>2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.<BR>Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.<BR>Male... Playing hockey without a cup.<P>3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.<BR>Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.<BR>Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.<P>4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.<BR>Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.<BR>Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.<P>5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.<BR>Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.<BR>Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.<P>6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.<BR>Female... An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.<BR>Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.<P>7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.<BR>Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.<BR>Male... Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.<P>8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.<BR>Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.<BR>Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
