Top five signs you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:<P>5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.<BR>4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.<BR>3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."<BR>2. He calls trees by their first names.<BR>And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:<BR>1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN
