A woman hadn't had sex, much less a date for 5 years. She decides to go see Dr. Chang a world renowned therapist. The woman explained to Dr. Chang her situation. Dr. Chang said, "Hmm, very interesting. Take off you clothes and get on all fours, and crawl to the door and back." The woman was confused but she did as she was told. When she was finished Dr. Chang said " that is what I thought, you have Ed Zachary disease that is why you no have dates" The woman understandibly concerned asked the Dr. "What exactly is Ed Zachary disease, is it serious." Dr. Chang said "Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your a$$."
