True Story. I was driving a school bus with around 50 students back to school from the Sandy Lake Band Contest in Carrollton. We were headed back on I-45 to a town in central Texas. Somewhere close to Corsicana, a car full of guys pulled up beside the bus and one of them "mooned" us. I got the make of car, the licence number, the color of the car and the time. This was before cell phones so no pictures or movies were taken, but I thought I had'em dead to rights. Once back at school,I called 911 and asked to be connected with the Hiway Patrol (DPS). I gave the officer the details, but everything came to a screeching halt when he told me I would have to identify the "mooner".
