There was a Communist guy from Russia named Rudolf Koffalot. He was sitting in his living room, about to doze off, but he woke up when he thought he heard rain. He looked outside and called out to his wife in the kitchen. "Natasha. Look. It is raining." She looked outside. "No Rudolf. It is snowing". Rudolf was not used to being argued with. He stomped his foot on the floor and exclaimed "Rudolf, the Red, knows rain, dear."
