A DEA agent shows up on a ranch in Texas. He tells the old rancher i'm here to search your land for illegal drugs. The old rancher says ok, but dont you dare go into that pasture over yonder. The Dea bigshot gets raving mad whips his badge out of his pocket and tells the old rancher, i'm with the US Goverment, i will go wherever the hell i please on your land, no questions asked old man ! The old rancher stepped back, apologised and says sorry sir carry on. A while later the old rancher is working on a fence when he hears hears the DEA idjit running and screaming with the ranchers 2000 pound brimer bull closing on the DEA man, so the old rancher hollers back..Show him your badge, Show him your badge..
