Did you hear about what happened to that woman in San Diego a while back? After she returned home from grocery shopping, her husband noticed that she was sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed. She was holding both hands behind her head.
“Is there a problem?” the husband wanted to know as he tapped on the window by the driver’s seat. When the woman finally opened her eyes, she had a gosh-awful look on her face.
“Are you OK?” the husband kept asking.
No, she was not OK. She told him that she had been shot in the back of her head and she was holding her brains in.
The car was completely locked and the woman refused to remove her hands from her head to open a door. She could not let go of her brains.
Finally, the husband called the paramedics, and they broke into the car.
“Well, what have we here? … What’s this?”
The paramedics found that the woman had a wad of biscuit dough stuck to the back of her head. A can of biscuits in a bag of groceries in the back seat had exploded from the heat in the car. Sounding like a gunshot, the “biscuit bullet” struck the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought the worst. Her brains were falling out.
