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TheWesp

Six-man pro
Well Hello!

We sure are moving through the season FAST!

Coming off of a huge win with Coach Santaland and Jayton, none other than Coach Homedog Matlock called me up immediately once he realized how powerful my new book is! I’m currently creating my first YouTube video called “How to beat the pro style offense”! Fourth_Down_Mom might be my first subscriber!

We here at Wespbrook realize how big of a game we have this week against the Rankin Red Devils! It was a great first day of practice yesterday, but several times I had to go drag Coach Matlock out of the weight room! We have a game to coach, not just make our arms look really big! Side note: I’ve always been more of a pants on the sideline kind of coach, but these short shorts that Matlock has me wearing make me feel like I’m back in the 70s!

Rankin is starting the season 2-0 with back to back shutouts, but with my new Better Modern Six Man Football Plays book that is still unreleased, I know that Rankin will be lucky to keep us under 100 points! I’m not one to support beating up on the weaker opponents, but here in Wespbrook, the weight room is our #1 priority! That’s not just for the players either! Coach Matlock has already had me drinking mandatory protein shakes at 4 in the morning before our mandatory coaches lifting sessions!

The Wespbrook offense will prove to be too much to handle for the Red Devils this week, but I’m sure it will be much closer than I’d like it to be!

Wespbrook 56
Rankin - 6


The other winning picks for the week:

The Steel Borden Milk Company comes out and blows Benjamin out of the water by 45! Grayson Rigdon ain’t walking through that door!

Robert Lee starts off beating Ira by 20, but Ira decides to get on the bus and go home once they mistake a raindrop for a hurricane!

Motley Crue County dominates the Heritage team from Rockwall(who?) by 60ish

Last but not least, Coach G finally recovers from his arm wrestling match as Jonasbro beats the very much overrated Union Hills Squad by 24! Coach Bagdon is still a cheater…

I also wanted to take this time to release another piece of merchandise that is coming out of TheWesp’s new store! I’ve attached my new t-shirt design that I feel would be PERFECT for some teams here! Let me know if you’re interested!

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Love you guys!
 
Good picks this week. I agree with all except one. I have Wespbrook by 20, BC beating BeenJammin' by 30, Robert E Lee by 45, Motley by 45, Union Hills by 30. I know they say cheaters never win but I think there's proof on this site that's a lie.

Can I get that shirt in purple and black or does it only come in Pasadena blue and red?
 
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