I knowd thiz ain't gonna do no good, but cuz I like yew, I iz goin' to try to hep yew. I knowd yew iz goin' to find thiz hard to believe, but yew iz the only one yew convince with yur line of argumentation. I knowd yew think it iz brilliant (yew skipped the 1st grade after all), but it only persuades yew. The rest of uz iz not impressed. So instead of tryin' to convince uz, yew shud keep a journal (or maybe a diary in yur case), that way yew can entertain the only feller yew can entertain--yew.
