Like I'm the first guy in the world to do "your momma" jokes. I think you're just jealous you didn't think of it first.
My "sorry hindend"? You jump into an argument that has absolutely nothing to do with you, start crying like a little girl because I said something you didn't like? And I'm the sorry one?
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
Send your mom up here. I'll probably be the first person she's ever met with all their teeth.