Congress to Take Up COllege Football Playoffs

Well, now the BCS will done be knowd as the PBCS--the Pekkerwood Bowl Champeeonchip Series. New bowls will be: the PC bowl fer them polictically correct pekkerwoods, the Health Care Bowl fer them soon to be VA hospital infested teams, the Cap and Trade Bowl fer the two coaches who done blowed more smoke in a season than Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer, the I don't knowd whut in Hell I doin' Bowl fer two of them military colleges to play in since the Commander in Chief ain't quite shure whut to do next, the Nancy Pelosi Bowl fer two big ole boobs who don't knowd whut to do, Notre Dame and A&M will be in thiz bowl game ever year fer the obvious reasons, and finally the Copenhagen bowl fer the most climate friendly team versus the biggest bunch of snuff dippers in the whole entire universe.
 
Goob":xbqzd38q said:
Well, now the BCS will done be knowd as the PBCS--the Pekkerwood Bowl Champeeonchip Series. New bowls will be: the PC bowl fer them polictically correct pekkerwoods, the Health Care Bowl fer them soon to be VA hospital infested teams, the Cap and Trade Bowl fer the two coaches who done blowed more smoke in a season than Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer, the I don't knowd whut in Hell I doin' Bowl fer two of them military colleges to play in since the Commander in Chief ain't quite shure whut to do next, the Nancy Pelosi Bowl fer two big ole boobs who don't knowd whut to do, Notre Dame and A&M will be in thiz bowl game ever year fer the obvious reasons, and finally the Copenhagen bowl fer the most climate friendly team versus the biggest bunch of snuff dippers in the whole entire universe.

Another classic ...

I'd almost rather the politicians fool with football as opposed to the other stuff they do.

Naw.
 
Back
Top