The Count of Monte Sisco

[TheWesp]

Hello everyone!

What an interesting set of games that we have coming up this week! I’ve had a lot of interest from several different coaches, but I was always told from a young age to shoot for the stars! Unfortunately for 4th & 15 and the other Dry Valley fans, I ended up in Rankin, Texas to help out my very good buddy Coach Adios and the Red Devils!

Obviously Dry Valley has been the talk of the town this season, and for good reason! Their defense has only allowed 14 points this season! When you schedule really tough teams like Panther Creek and Rochelle and only give up 14 points, I can see why people are beginning to keep an eye on the Panthers! The Dry Valley Panthers have had quite a bit of success this year, but I just don’t see how a fake 11 man football school can drop back down and have any success here in a real sport!

The bad news for Dry Valley is that Coach Adios and Rankin have recruited a highly successful six man guru with extensive six man knowledge to bring down the kitty cats this week! Coach A has really built up a wonderful program over here, but obviously he still has some work to do! The Red Devils have had one loss this season, but you also have to remember who was helping out the Borden Milk Company that week(me)!

Also 4th & 15, have you thought of changing your name to 4th & 10 since you guys are really just a fake 11 man football school???

I really can’t see a scenario where this ends up being a close game this week! I guess Coach A(against my better judgment) could feel bad and put his Junior High players in the game, but if this is 1s against 1s, this will be a long night to be a Wet Panther!

Final Score:
Rankin 65
Dry Valley 20

Let’s take a look at some other “big” games this week!

Coach Steel needs to be knocked down a few pegs, so give me the Sandy Horses by 24

Coach Matlock Flexes all over Garden City by 70!

The Heys boys aren’t enough to shut down Coach White! I’ll take Cherokee by 30 over Benjawomen!

Whitharral beats down Coach Tyler BadLoss and Naz by 45!

Last but not least Coach Hance really struggles with the Pirates of Perrin! I’ll take Perrin in a tight one by 20!

Love you all!

 

[1st & 15]

Dang Wesper take it easy on me. Did your mom take away your Xbox today and get you riled up? I feel pretty good to see that you picked us to get beat because that actually means you are predicting us to win. ( I think ) If Water Valley ends up beating Rankin by 45 I'll be expecting an apology on the backroads podcast!

 

[oldfolks]

Dang Wesper take it easy on me. Did your mom take away your Xbox today and get you riled up? I feel pretty good to see that you picked us to get beat because that actually means you are predicting us to win. ( I think ) If Water Valley ends up beating Rankin by 45 I'll be expecting an apology on the backroads podcast!

Wuss/wesper/whatever’s mom gave him one last input on this site today and then locked him in the basement without his Xbox or any toys. She told him that was about to happen so he was upset. I can now finish my guesses this week by going opposite of wesp on the ones he guessed on. I actually agree on two of his picks but he is way off on points. Just relax wesp and take another nap and dream that you are a football genius and can actually spell football. I will tell everyone someday about when all wesp got for Christmas was a pair of blue jeans and he was crying because he didn’t get something to play with.

 

[Football Fan21]

WV doesn’t choose to play easy, there’s just no one within a 100 miles of them in their league.

 

[WV Backer]

I reckon WV fans should feel special that TheWesp dedicated (almost) his whole weekly rant to... Dry Valley? Dude, that part's kinda' pitiful. You can do better. Step up your game, Wesp!

 

[Bulldog5255]

WV doesn’t choose to play easy, there’s just no one within a 100 miles of them in their league.

So Robert Lee, rankin, Westbrook, Borden county, Jayton, Klondike just to name a few within 100 miles.

 

[WV Backer]

Robert Lee is in the same district, they play Rankin this Friday, played Westbrook in the playoffs last year and every year from 2016-2021, and had a home/away series with Borden County as recently as 2020-2021. It's been a while since they had a home/away with Klondike (2016-2017) and I don't think they've ever played Jayton. Relax man, we'll get to everyone.

 

[Football Fan21]

So Robert Lee, rankin, Westbrook, Borden county, Jayton, Klondike just to name a few within 100 miles.

RL is in the district, 45’d Rankin last year and will again Friday, already beat WB in a scrimmage as well as BC. Jayton would be a good game

 

[Football Fan21]

RL is in the district, 45’d Rankin last year and will again Friday, already beat WB in a scrimmage as well as BC. Jayton would be a good game

Oh and beat WB last year in playoffs. And WV is better this year

 

[pistol]

WV doesn’t choose to play easy, there’s just no one within a 100 miles of them in their league.

to be fair.. they probably had most of the schedule set up before the lacys moved back

 

[oldfolks]

Back to the Blue Jeans, his mother cut the front pockets out.

 

[1st & 15]

Wesp if you really are a highly successful sixman guru with extensive sixman knowledge why don't you join in on the weekly picks? I would love to see your weekly record.

 

[oldfolks]

Wesp if you really are a highly successful sixman guru with extensive sixman knowledge why don't you join in on the weekly picks? I would love to see your weekly record.

He may still be wearing those blue jeans. His mother handed them back to him and said that he now had something to wear and something to play with.

 

[TheJoker]

He may still be wearing those blue jeans. His mother handed them back to him and said that he now had something to wear and something to play with.

You sure know a lot about TheWesp and his mom. Y'all share a basement together?

 

[kdstew3]

You sure know a lot about TheWesp and his mom. Y'all share a basement together?

Hold up...have we learned yet who Wesp's dad is?

 

[TheWesp]

Wesp if you really are a highly successful sixman guru with extensive sixman knowledge why don't you join in on the weekly picks? I would love to see your weekly record.

I would love to, but I just haven’t enough time!

You sure know a lot about TheWesp and his mom. Y'all share a basement together?

Don’t even insinuate such a thing! My mother is a saint and she is was out of oldfolkshome’s league!

 

[TheWesp]

The clock is ticking down! I can’t wait for you fools to see what coach Adios has up his sleeve! You guys will be wishing you were still playing fake 11 man football or Panther Creek!

 

[louderintheback]

The clock is ticking down! I can’t wait for you fools to see what coach Adios has up his sleeve! You guys will be wishing you were still playing fake 11 man football or Panther Creek!

Ladies and Gentlemen this is why we play the game instead of letting the "experts" or fake experts in this case tell us who will win!!

 

[oldfolks]

You sure know a lot about TheWesp and his mom. Y'all share a basement together?

This oldfolks home doesn’t have a basement. If he isn’t older than 53, no chance for him or anyone else. The Wesp mom has to be a nice lady and I don’t know The Wesp or any of his family. I just like to run my mouth and sometimes I may get carried away. An old uncle use to say you can let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird behind. Don’t worry, I’m not quitting as long as I’m breathing. Y’all just keep an eye on The Wesp and make him keep his hands out of his front pockets.

 

[SFA]

Oldfolks, you are really concerned about the wesp playing pocket pool. You warning people to keep an eye on his hands in his pockets and wanting his mother to cut his pockets out.