TheWesp
Six-man pro
Hello Six Man Universe!
It’s your favorite six man genius, philosophizer, and three-time parlay loser in a single Friday night! Back at it again from my mobile sportsbook and recliner (also known as the Covington fieldhouse until they change the locks).
Let me just say that the coaching carousel this year? ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Jobs getting filled left and right by people who still think “Spread” is something that goes on toast!
Let’s take a moment of silence for every school that didn’t hire me.
Coach Reid is out here winning games like he's got the 2019 Richland Springs roster cloned in his basement! I don't want to accuse anyone of cheating without evidence... but I don’t know how home grown they are these days!
Coach Bagdon has officially started a fan club for referees! I saw him high-five a side judge, hug a line judge, and I swear I caught him winking at the back judge after a questionable holding call! You can’t make this stuff up!
Meanwhile, I’m still out here jobless! A high-IQ genius trapped in a low-IQ hiring market! I’ve applied at 19 schools, 3 youth flag leagues, and one adult semi-pro rec league! You ever see a grown man cry in a helmet?
Don’t even get me started on the recent hires! Gorman went with some big time 11 man guy Tom Brady Hibbits! Northside also hired coach Sleeve from the crowded football ranks! We’ve seen how often those hires work out! I was almost brought into Newercastles as an assistant, but they kicked me and my blowup doll out of the school housing! I’ve even thought about working at Campbell as their basketball coach, but after I saw the job posted 75 more times, I knew I was probably out of the running! I’m starting to think these schools would hire oldestfolks before they hired me! Help me out here big Mike!
This is the year someone finally takes a chance on TheWesp. I bring experience, expertise, and unlimited knowledge of six-man football! I also have a guaranteed offensive package that scores on 75% of drives! Unless the refs are in Coach Bagdon’s fan club!
Until then, I’ll keep breaking down film, betting overs, and calling out frauds on this website! Y’all stay tuned football season is getting closer!
P.S. Wespbrook wins state next year. You heard it here first. Sorry, TigerFan69!
It’s your favorite six man genius, philosophizer, and three-time parlay loser in a single Friday night! Back at it again from my mobile sportsbook and recliner (also known as the Covington fieldhouse until they change the locks).
Let me just say that the coaching carousel this year? ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Jobs getting filled left and right by people who still think “Spread” is something that goes on toast!
Let’s take a moment of silence for every school that didn’t hire me.
Coach Reid is out here winning games like he's got the 2019 Richland Springs roster cloned in his basement! I don't want to accuse anyone of cheating without evidence... but I don’t know how home grown they are these days!
Coach Bagdon has officially started a fan club for referees! I saw him high-five a side judge, hug a line judge, and I swear I caught him winking at the back judge after a questionable holding call! You can’t make this stuff up!
Meanwhile, I’m still out here jobless! A high-IQ genius trapped in a low-IQ hiring market! I’ve applied at 19 schools, 3 youth flag leagues, and one adult semi-pro rec league! You ever see a grown man cry in a helmet?
Don’t even get me started on the recent hires! Gorman went with some big time 11 man guy Tom Brady Hibbits! Northside also hired coach Sleeve from the crowded football ranks! We’ve seen how often those hires work out! I was almost brought into Newercastles as an assistant, but they kicked me and my blowup doll out of the school housing! I’ve even thought about working at Campbell as their basketball coach, but after I saw the job posted 75 more times, I knew I was probably out of the running! I’m starting to think these schools would hire oldestfolks before they hired me! Help me out here big Mike!
This is the year someone finally takes a chance on TheWesp. I bring experience, expertise, and unlimited knowledge of six-man football! I also have a guaranteed offensive package that scores on 75% of drives! Unless the refs are in Coach Bagdon’s fan club!
Until then, I’ll keep breaking down film, betting overs, and calling out frauds on this website! Y’all stay tuned football season is getting closer!
P.S. Wespbrook wins state next year. You heard it here first. Sorry, TigerFan69!
