Open Lazbuddie Head Football Coach

[Guest]

Lazbuddie ISD currently has an opening for a head football coach.
Requirements include:
• Valid Texas Teaching Certificate
• Valid Commercial Driver’s License with a School Bus Endorsment

School Housing is available.

Lazbuddie is located in Parmer County in the South-Western portion of the Texas Panhandle.

Submit resumes to:
Todd Rutledge at [email protected]
or
P.O. Box 9
Lazbuddie, TX 79053

Phone Calls will not be accepted.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Why did Ken Hoskins leave?

 

[jc_30]

Health reasons is what I heard.

 

[CoachA]

Ken is still there - working part time helping the administration. He had to give up the coaching side due to health reasons.

 

[freeagent]

Health reasons is what I heard.

Guys, forgive me for this one ... old joke.

Hear about the coach who resigned for health reasons?

Seems the fans were sick of his coaching...

 

[Old Bearkat]

Health reasons is what I heard.

Guys, forgive me for this one ... old joke.

Hear about the coach who resigned for health reasons?

Seems the fans were sick of his coaching...

I heard the same one except the last line was changed.

Seems he left town just ahead of the lynch mob

 

[Dogface]

Health reasons is what I heard.

Guys, forgive me for this one ... old joke.

Hear about the coach who resigned for health reasons?

Seems the fans were sick of his coaching...

I heard the same one except the last line was changed.

Seems he left town just ahead of the lynch mob

Actually,
I think you both have it backwards.

Can we please get back to Lazbuddie?
I hate it when a topic gets jacked.
Well...
hate may be too strong a word.
What is the word I'm lookin for?
Hmm...oh! I got it.
No that's not it either.
Hmmm............................
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...................SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

You misspelled "squirrel".......................... but that's just me............................

 

[Dogface]

No I didn't.
What have you been smokin'?

How is this helpin poor Lazbuddie?

 

[Dawg586]

Why did their football coach leave?

 

[freeagent]

Why did their football coach leave?

He didn't leave ... still there as a part time principal. In the business world, we'd call that semi-retired.

 

[Holloway]

Laz will be a good job for someone who wants to set some roots and build a program. Ken and Todd are two very high quality guys.

 

[Guest]

This position has been filled.
John Wood is the new head football coach at Lazbuddie.

 

[Guest]

As I am sure that most of you have heard, Coach Wood resigned his position as head football coach at Lazbuddie almost before the ink had time to dry on his contract, and he has taken the head football job at Panther Creek. John is an awesome guy, and I wish him lots of success at Panther Creek.

I have hired Kevin Roberts to be the new football coach at Lazbuddie. He is coming to us from Hart, and he was at O'donnell previous to that. He came and met with our boys yesterday, and he and his family should be moved in by this weekend. We look forward to many successful seasons with Coach Roberts at the helm.

 

[Dogface]

Moved in by this weekend????
Awesome!
Man,
I couldn't even get packed in that time.