Jury Duty

[Goob]

Well, I may be out fer a spell, I done got called fer jury duty today here in San Saba co. Funny thang iz the fact that I am also the deefendant. I have done been brought up on sexual harassment charges by a rather portly woman from church. We wuz astandin' and singin' "Shall we Gather at the River" and I wuz astandin' (astandin' and asingin' at the same time ain't easy fer a feller with a boat oar fer a leg) behind thiz portly woman and I noticed that she done had her skirt sorta folded up tween her hindend. I done thought the most christian thang I cud do wuz to retrieve out of her hindend fer her, she saw utherwize and turned around and slapped me back to fourth grade. Well, I figgered the next best christian thang to do wuz to stick that part of her skirt where it came from since it bothered her so (I can't keep up with fashion these days). So I jest gently karate chopped it back into place and well, thats when they called the law.

 

[DianeBalthrop]

Now that's funny!! I don't care who you are. :lol:

 

[CRSARM]

Well, I may be out fer a spell, I done got called fer jury duty today here in San Saba co. Funny thang iz the fact that I am also the deefendant. I have done been brought up on sexual harassment charges by a rather portly woman from church. We wuz astandin' and singin' "Shall we Gather at the River" and I wuz astandin' (astandin' and asingin' at the same time ain't easy fer a feller with a boat oar fer a leg) behind thiz portly woman and I noticed that she done had her skirt sorta folded up tween her hindend. I done thought the most christian thang I cud do wuz to retrieve out of her hindend fer her, she saw utherwize and turned around and slapped me back to fourth grade. Well, I figgered the next best christian thang to do wuz to stick that part of her skirt where it came from since it bothered her so (I can't keep up with fashion these days). So I jest gently karate chopped it back into place and well, thats when they called the law.

Back to 4th grade aye?? How is that possible when you are in 3rd grade now? She knocked you UP a year? And you did not know that is the fashion now? Duh!!! Everyone knows that. ROFL

Andy

 

[cowboyfan40]

Jury Duty in San Saba, that should be interesting........Dont sing any Reba songs Goob......