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    Cherokee vs Richland Springs week 7

    Jest curious, how did Bluff Dale score 44?
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    Ol Burkie and hiz RS record

    Dear fitty-one11, Yew knowd, since they done fixed up my ticker I can only done have 1/2 the carp, only done smell the cork on the cleer…but Mrs. Goob #7 is a young blond. Come to think bout it, that mite done be why I needed the heart surgery.
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    Dear TxShorthorn

    Did yew done bang yur head against the Thurber Smokestack when yew done lost Chaka Khan?
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    Why wud Gabby bolt?

    I been atryin’ to figger out why ol Gabby wud done bolt to the Tribe of Benjamin. I mean, it can’t done be that he done wanted to hang out with Mongo. I done got a theory, but whut do yew all done think bout it?
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    Ol Burkie and hiz RS record

    Yew fellers git all fired up. I done can’t do that no more. If I done do my ticker will done explode. I iz atryin’ to be more genteel and refined.
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    Ol Burkie and hiz RS record

    Yew knowd, I wuz wonderin bout ol Burkie’s record at Richland. So I done asked a feller who wud done knowd. And here it iz: Overall RS record.............. 231- 13 Reg. season record........... 167 - 4 Playoff record .................. 64 - 9 Home record ..................... 105-1...
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    Coaching Carousel 2022

    Awww, fellers, I wuz jest tryin’ to have a lil fun. Ain’t nuthin serious about it. Yew see, about ten weeks ago they done cracked me open in the middle of the chest and yanked some hose from my left leg and the uther side of my chest and replumbed my ticker. No pun intended, but it ain’t fer the...
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    Coaching Carousel 2022

    I done wonder why Mongo felt he done needed Gabby when he had Tippy Toes. TT iz the greatest coachin’ jeenus thare iz…and he iz young, young, young. If Mongo and Gabby iz smart they will done listen to Tippy Toes. Or at least let him done call the plays. He iz prolly already a better play caller...
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    Congratulations RS

    Dear Chuy, Iz yew the feller that has all them restaurants? Iz thare 38 of them? How duz yew make that green sauce? I really done like it.
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    Congratulations RS

    Jest how duz RS fund all of thiz. Well, itz them Lost San Saba Mines (yew can look it up). It ain’t jest legend, it iz reel…and it has done been found! But it ain’t no gold or silver…it iz uranium. And we iz done sellin’ to the highest bidder…Putin, Chiner, it don’t done matter. We done got...
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    Congratulations RS

    Yew knowd, I done think thiz hot weather has everbody a lil riled up.
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    Spanking the Rankings

    One thing iz fer sure: RS iz better than Water Valley
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    Spanking the Rankings

    Yew knowd, it iz done true we didn’t play them Rankin fellers, but we done did play that powerhouse Bradychelle (only cuz the U. I. of L. Done made us). So I figger we done shud git extrie ranking points fer that...
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    Surprising

    But sum things I ain’t suprized about: infermation channels
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    Surprising

    I wuz done surprized as well with how few cud block...
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    Surprising

    I wuz done surprised with how few teams cud tackle...
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    Where Does He Now Rank?

    Yew people iz delusional.
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    richland springs vs oakwood.

    Lol...51 11 97 42 12, it iz done hard to git anything past yew...
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    richland springs vs oakwood.

    Yew knowd, so-called Rev Fikes, that ain’t reel Christian of yew the way yew iz atreatin’ young Kristian. I done thought yew wuz a man of the cloth (a lil prone to bein’ ignert, but still a man of the cloth). I done think yew need to do a couple of them Beth Moore bible studies or listen to...
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    richland springs vs oakwood.

    Preecher, yew must be on the evercleer...
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