
Re: Earthquakes and Movie 2012
allforhim wrote:
coachbill wrote:
I understand this is not a forum for sharing Jesus but If you want to know more about a relationship with Jesus Christ...send me a private message or email me at
covenantsports@yahoo.com, I love sharing His goodness!
In His Grace!
Billy Helm
Praise God! Brother, every forum is for sharing Jesus. We need to be sharing the gospel to everyone, whenever we get the chance. Jesus did so much for us...that is the least that we can be doing for Him! If you can't get through to Coach Bill, then send me a private message!
God bless,
Curt Hazlett
Which reminds me of an old joke.
An East Texas good ol' boy decides that he needs to get right with the Lord and join a church.
So, he goes to the first church and tells the preacher he'd like to join. Preacher says, we'd be glad to have you, but our church has a one-question test you have to pass before you join.
Okay, the guy says, "what's the question?"
Preacher asks, "Where was Jesus born?"
The guy thinks and says "Nacogdoches?"
Preacher says, "Sorry, that's wrong. You can't join our church."
So, he goes to another church and tells the Pastor that he'd like to join.
Sure enough, this church also has the one-question rule.
Preacher asks, "Where was Jesus born?"
Guy thinks for awhile and says, "Lufkin?"
"Nope, sorry, you're wrong and can't join our church."
Kinda dejected, the guy tries one last church. Goes in to see the Pastor, and asks to join.
"Sure, we'd love to have you in our church," says the Pastor.
"You mean there's no test to join this church?," he replies.
"No, just come on in."
"Well, Pastor," the guy says, "I'm curious. Where was Jesus born?"
"Palestine," says the Pastor.
"Yeah, I knew it was somewhere in East Texas."