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markf
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Old Bearkat
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Unfortunately, no one won the lemon eating contest. They all went home with a sour-taste in their mouth.
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Old Bearkat
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A frightened bird dog that runs from everything is known as the Golden Retreater
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Old Bearkat
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One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight.
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Old Bearkat
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I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
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Old Bearkat
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The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
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Old Bearkat
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The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it.
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Old Bearkat
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In the morning a lawyer walked on his lawn and experienced the dew process
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Old Bearkat
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I wanted to make something for breakfast, and toast was the first thing to pop into my head.
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Eddie Haskell
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OLD ALCOHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted,, :shock:
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Old Bearkat
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Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job.
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Old Bearkat
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A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney.
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Old Bearkat
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I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.
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Logun Timberlake
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god these are priceless.... lol
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Old Bearkat
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Wife to husband, "That was an explosive passage of gas, I'd say about 8.0 on the sphincter scale."
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