Actually,
I'd take a thought provoking question
over
gnawing off an arm.
That's just me.

Redneckercize
is still in the lead.

But that speaks nothing of the fact that you have a small storage building full of appendages that have been chewed off to get away from you.

You still got that chain tied around your wife's neck to keep her around Rainman? Lord knows it ain't your sunny personality that makes her stay. And I've seen pics of your car. So it can't be the money.

Maybe he has big feet. You know what they say about men with big feet.

Just tryin to visualize this. Hmm. So far, a one legged Richard Simmons on evercleer jumpin up and down and a shoutin ????

Goob I'll bet Pete appreciates your attemt to feel what he's feelin. But after readin his blog I thought you might try a more realistic approach... To kill all your taste buds gargle with gasoline about 5 minutes at a time 5-6 times a day (remember that taste from sipohin gas to go cruzin as a teenager from someone elses car?). Next cut a small hole in yer gut with a dull rusty pocket knife (yes you can use evercleer for sedation but it's just going to run out when you poke the hole). Stick a piece of garden hose in the hole and superglue it in place. Put a funnel on the end of the hose and pour in a bucket of carp guts that's set in the sun about a week. This should simulate the nausea. Now hold a blow torch up to yer throat to get that burnin feelin. Now do the full workout in the afternoon sun till ya pass out to get that exhausted feelin.

Dear fittyplusone,

Yew will done note that I said "feeble attempt." Yew knowd, the thing bout sufferin' iz thiz: yew don't reely have to go lookin' fer it, it will alwayz done find yew in due time.

Very true.

Now I don't care who you are but this is pretty funny, and about as accurate as you can get except for the carp guts, it might taste like carp guts, but I'm pretty sure they don't use the good stuff.

Y'all need to stop suggesting things like that. Goob gets to drinking his everclear he may try it!!

I can't believe it's come to this.
How many days till FB?

Ask Pete. He's got the countdown clock running.

05mo 13 days 3 hrs 43 min

Week two update.

Yew knowd, today iz the first day that I done feel halfway ok. Granted, I iz only barely scratchin' the surface on the deal, but I done think thare iz hope. One troublin' deal though: my hindend muscles iz done sore. Yew wud done think I wuz adoin' that Brazillian Hindend Lift workout, but no, I iz jest doin' the P90X thing.

BTW, that Brazilian Hindend Lift infomercial iz amazin'. I mean, that lil feller can take some gals with plenty of hindend and totally make it into a new hindend. I mean, like half a hindend compared to the original model. If Obama can done git a Nobel Peace Prize, then the lil Brazilian feller ought to too.

BTutherW, I done think I iz goin' to do that one after thiz one.

Exactly how many DAYS?
I'm gonna write it on my board.