Are you a pregnant transvestite?

I almost never puke. Full stomach, or empty - I just dry heave. It's like the most intense ab workout ever. Odlly enough it's not a digestive issue. It's a sinus drainage issue. The only remedy I've found is to use a neti pot. But I don't use it very often because it so dang awkward to operate.

But I'm a loud puker. Really loud. When my daughter hears me preaching to the bathroom sink, she knows it's about time to leave for school.

Dang it cowboy, ya beat me to it!!!

Does the everclear work for bleeding eyes? About halfway through this thread I think my eyeballs started bleeding a little.

Yep. Everclear is a cure-all. What it doesn't fix, it kills.

I think this thread was started by a cancer patient on some pretty high powered pain meds. I hope that Pete wasn't in his right mind when he started asking Goob and Doc Wee Wee for medical advice.

So, now you know why this thread was running off the cliff at a 1000 mph.

Eat my shorts. The thread ain't done. Pete started it. How many on here have enjoyed geting shot at and missed?

did ya ever notice how many friends ya got when you have lots of pain meds, free beer, or everclear? Medical advice is a lot like financial advice, when I get those calls from someone who has the greatest stock tip I ask, how come you have to work for a living if you so smart?

With medical advice the question to the doctor is "would you recommend this if I didn't have insurance?"

There is a miracle nausea medication available, but I would advise not to mix it with everclear...google "Marinol" lol- THC in a pill, just a thought....

In my professional opinion, anything that doesn't mix well with everclear should be avoided...

Your doctor question don't work with Goob and Doc Wee Wee. They can't take your insurance. Something about federal laws and medicare fraud............................

You just made his point. We don't bother with all that. We do our doctoring old-school.

Yew knowd though we done ought to be able to file. Cuz that new so-called legislation that done infected the land has far more to done do with voo-doo than reel medicine.

You got a point there Goob. Obamacare is BS.

Whatever happened to that guy
who wrote in those big orange fonts
and said Geeezzzz all the time?
What a part-timer.

Well JO, Just Observing, the last time he started posting had been through some pretty serious medical problems himself. If I remember right he is an old coach, hope he's ok. And just for him it was GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
BTW, hope that old Devil Dentist is well and just to busy rasin kid's and torturing people to post anymore.