Goobs xpurt medical Care discussion forum
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CowboyP
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We've been experimenting with an everclear IV drip, but so far Goob is the only person that hasn't gone comatose...
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| Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:04 pm |
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Dogface
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Once't, Someone put it in my water, and I saw squirell bone skeletons dancin' on the ceiling. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hic*)
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| Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:42 pm |
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51eleven
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Seeing this is a professinoal discussion of medical expertise I'd like to know your opinion on poutices. I've read cactus (the inside, without the needles) works well. Then again I've read indians used mud or even crap. This is about drawin poisons out from a rusty cut, boil, or a spider or snake bite. If you was saved by a steamin pile of crap would you admit it?
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| Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:46 pm |
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51eleven
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Doggie, ya gotta get a grrripp. "Put it in my water, squirrel bone skeletons"? Purple Haze. You survived the 60's. Don't eat the yellow snow.
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| Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:56 pm |
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CowboyP
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51eleven wrote: Seeing this is a professinoal discussion of medical expertise I'd like to know your opinion on poutices. I've read cactus (the inside, without the needles) works well. Then again I've read indians used mud or even crap. This is about drawin poisons out from a rusty cut, boil, or a spider or snake bite. If you was saved by a steamin pile of crap would you admit it? They all work. Eating moldy bread will also help fight infection.
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| Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:40 pm |
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fajitapete
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did ja ever notice when spelled out using the default font everclear looks a lot like ever deer just all smashed together
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| Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:12 am |
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oldfat&bald
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I'm beginning to wonder if some one needs to monitor Pete and his pain meds a little more. :-)
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| Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:58 am |
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oldfat&bald
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I just read Pete's latest blog entry. Pete don't need no monitoring. Pete's doing just fine. I want to join Pete's shirt in it's native habitat.
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| Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:04 am |
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rainjacktx
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CowboyP wrote: Goob & I talked about it & we agree - use one pint anally, & 3 pints orally. All your aches, pains, & worries should be gone within 30 minutes. Along with every piece of gum you've swallowed over the last 7 years.
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| Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:57 am |
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CowboyP
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oldfat&bald wrote: I just read Pete's latest blog entry. Pete don't need no monitoring. Pete's doing just fine. I want to join Pete's shirt in it's native habitat. If all his shirts have habitats like that, we may need to go with him - to keep him from hurting himself...
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| Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:14 pm |
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oldfat&bald
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CowboyP wrote: oldfat&bald wrote: I just read Pete's latest blog entry. Pete don't need no monitoring. Pete's doing just fine. I want to join Pete's shirt in it's native habitat. If all his shirts have habitats like that, we may need to go with him - to keep him from hurting himself... You think Mae and Mrs Doc Tinkle would throw a fit if we joined Pete's shirt?
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| Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:59 pm |
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CowboyP
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oldfat&bald wrote: CowboyP wrote: oldfat&bald wrote: I just read Pete's latest blog entry. Pete don't need no monitoring. Pete's doing just fine. I want to join Pete's shirt in it's native habitat. If all his shirts have habitats like that, we may need to go with him - to keep him from hurting himself... You think Mae and Mrs Doc Tinkle would throw a fit if we joined Pete's shirt? I think we'd be sleeping in our pick-ups for a few days.
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| Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:29 pm |
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51eleven
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oldfat&bald wrote: I just read Pete's latest blog entry. Pete don't need no monitoring. Pete's doing just fine. I want to join Pete's shirt in it's native habitat. I do think that particular shirt make's Pete look a whole lot better than the other shirt pictures. You oughta have a (different) nurse settin in your lap for every picture. They'd all look a lot purtier. There's a thought for the future.
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| Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:14 pm |
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smokeyjoe53
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was pete in the picture?.................
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| Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:20 pm |
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51eleven
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About the poutices, I forgot, I've read a madstone is the best. Soak the poison out right quick. You know, a hairball cut out of a deer stomach - Big Medicine with the Comanche.
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| Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:24 pm |
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