Smokeyjoe, ya'll making frito pies out of them "funny deer"?

We just use whatever roadkill is available.......................

Round of Hound, Slab of Lab, etc???

Chunk of skunk, opossum pieces, flat cats...

Poodles and Noodles...

A couple had not been married very long and the wife was angry because her husband was never home. He spent every waking moment fishing, golfing, and any other sport you can mention. Things got so bad, they were about to divorce. They went to a marriage counselor who told the husband he needed to include his wife in his activities or the marriage would not last.
They tried golf, and fishing and they did not suit her. Finally he bought her a gun and took her to a rifle range and taught her to shoot. She enjoyed that and they made plans to go deer hunting together.

The opening morning the man took his wife out and got her in her stand. He told her to not worry about cleaning her kill as he would hear her shoot and come take care of everything.

He started towards his stand through the heavy mesquite and he heard shots from his wife's stand. He could tell they were hitting, so he turned and began the short journey to her stand. As he approached, he heard a man's voice. "Yes, maam, I know that is your deer, and if you will let me get my saddle off him, you can have him."

A man and his buddy go on a mule deer hunt in southwester Texas. The friend sits down on a rocky point and a rattle snake bites him on the butt. The man says he'll go to the hospital for advise as there is no cell phone coverage. At the hospital the man asks the doctor on call what he can do for his friend. The doctor says cut two slits on the bite marks and inhale out the poison.......... The man gets back to his friend and the friend asks what the doctors told him. The man told his friend, " I'm sorry, he said you're gonna die!"

This is carrying the anti-s u c k feature just a little too far................. "inhale out the poison"?

It makes the joke funnier!

Well.............inhale out the poison was not my choice of words, but you get the meaning. Maybe I should have said to "pull out with force................. well, the joke kind of lost a little of it's punch by now. Alas, I shall live to try another day!

It's kinda funny
how there's a few ways to
sneak that word in.

I guess I'll have to be more creative next time that word is needed.

Thought some of you folks might like to get one of these signs for the deer lease:

I sure hope deer can't read!