If killer whales sing as other whales do, do they have an orca-stra?
The boy stood on the burning deck.But he was just trying to stop his pack of cards from going up in smoke.
I took a beer bottle to the recycling center, but they wouldn't take it.
They said: "This is the pint of no return."
If you don't pay your exorcist you'll get repossessed.

Did you know that people tend to tell worse puns as they get older?<BR>That's why we call them groan-ups.

When politicians get the flu, you never know which way they're going to vote...<BR>sometimes the eyes have it, and sometimes the nose.

I just heard that a radical segment of the woodworkers union broke off and formed a splinter group.<P>My dog Minton just ate two of my expensive shuttlecocks!<BR>"Bad Minton!"

Here's a couple Granger will appreciate, being a math major!<P><BR>The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply."<P>A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah. <BR>"Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes.<P>Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?"<P>"Certainly", say the snakes. "We're adders, so we need logs to multiply."<P>__________________________________________<P>What is the integral of "one over cabin" with respect to "cabin"?<BR>Answer: Natural log cabin + c = houseboat.

Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you. If he's not, there's no need to embarrass him by asking.

Sorry, forgot the topic of the post. Disregard previous.

Did you hear about the disaster at a major U.S. University?
A team of scientists were cloning monkeys and one of them blew up.
The researchers are now trying to determine what went wrong by sifting through the Rhesus' pieces.

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The riot at Macy's was called a shopping maul.

I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

I call my fax machine 'Bob Marley' because it keeps jammin.